Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova: make a chat system give alerts when someone answers your ask REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT search multiple tags at once MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle: karkat-van-buren: a-kid-from-your-school: Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it...
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.